Are you afraid of the dark?

• No, the dark is afraid of me.
• Are you kidding? I love the sweet, sweet dark.
• Sometimes. I know what's hiding in the darkness.
• Nah...the dark just makes for better hunting.

Who knows your darkest secrets?

• No one. My secrets are MINE.
• Secrets aren't to be shared. Some secrets...they should be kept forever.
• My dog.
• My friends. My family. Blood tells--you know? If you can't trust family, you can't trust anyone.

Just how attractive do you think you are?

• The sexiest thing to ever live. No doubt.
• Others have a real hard time resisting me.
• Um, I don't know. What kind of question is this?
• Sexy as hell.

Your idea of the perfect date would be:

• A loud club. Music blaring. Dancing. Drinks.
• A quiet table for two--far away from everyone else. A very intimate setting in the shadows.
• A day at the park or the beach. I'm all about having fun.
• A date? Can't we just skip the preliminaries?

When you get bad news, you're likely to:

• Shrug. Isn't all news bad?
• Kill the messenger. Seriously.
• Start worrying. More bad news will probably be coming.
• Not care. Life's too short. Screw it.

What scares you?

• Not much.
• Pointed objects that are made of wood.
• Um...depends. Heights. Water. Not snakes though--I love 'em.
• Guns--no, the bullets IN guns. But I guess no one can live forever, eh?

What is your favorite movie?

• My Demon Lover. Oh, you've got to remember it--cult classic! (Starring Scott Valentine, the long-haired guy who played Malerie's love interest on Family Ties.)
• Love at First Bite. George Hamilton is the master of romance.
• Dr. Doolittle. Come on, people--Eddie Murphy!
• Dances with Wolves. Far and away Costner's best work.

Okay, so, now...what's your favorite HORROR movie?

• NOT The Exorcist, that's for sure.
• Lost Boys. Poor, poor lost boys...
• Cujo. That dog needed some serious love.
• The Howling--parts one through one hundred; no, wait--I think there were (unfortunately) only four. Let me check my DVD shelf...

When you see a full moon, you...

• Don't really care. So it's a big circle in the sky. This is important--why?
• Lick your lips. Hmmm...dinner will be served soon.
• Decide that maybe you'd better stay inside--no sense going out on a night like this.
• Know that you're in for a howling good time.

The book you love the most is:

• Cynthia Eden's HOTTER AFTER MIDNIGHT. (Hey, come on, my quiz, my plug, right? Besides, all of the paranormal characters in this quiz match up with the book)
• DRACULA by Bram Stoker. The man was a freaking GENIUS.
• MARLEY & ME. But if you so much as think about telling anyone how much that book made me cry...
• THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU--twisted, sick, ah...but have you thought, what if?